LiVeli Passamante 2010 Salice Salentino Negroamaro
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Jesus christ, what a mouth full. LiVeli Passamante 2010 Salice Salentino Negroamaro. I literally know how to technically say none of those words, except two thousand ten (NO I DON’T SAY TWENTY-WHATEVER, YOU WEIRDOS).
Speaking of mouthfuls, MY DOG THO RIGHT??? LOL
Anyway, this wine is so good. I’ve drank half the bottle, and feel really good about it. At first, I came home and was like, “You’re going to review some wine and not drink it all like a maniac”, but then I was also like, “YOU’RE MARISSA A. ROSS AND YOU’RE GONNA DRINK AS MUCH WINE AS YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE, ESPECIALLY CAUSE YOU ONLY ATE TWO SLICES OF THAT HOOK’S TEN YEAR CHEDDAR CHEESE, YOU INCREDIBLY SELF-RESTRAINED BITCH YOU!” And now, here I am, Internet.
On a spur of the moment crazy whim today, I went and got a facial at an expensive spa cause I was like, “I HAVE ONE PIMPLE WTF I’M GOING TO GET ADULT ACNE AND NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE AN ON-SCREEN PERSONA I’M DYYYING!” so, there’s that. It was so amazing and my skin feels awesome, very glad I spent that too much money I shouldn’t have been spending. I got a peel they didn’t charge me for though, so I feel like I came up, ya know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s my secret I wasn’t going to tell anyone at all but hey, here I am, drinking [deep breath] LiVeli Passamante 2010 Salice Salentino Negroamaro with you, Internet. Please don’t tell my boyfriend.
This wine makes me feel like that though, like I can share things with you. I feel very warm and very comfortable. Like curled up on a best friend’s couch after talking over a romantic comedy. Or like I just ate a really satisfying soup, but better because soup does not get you drunk, which, TBH, maybe someone should think about that?
Maybe we should stop calling this “sweater weather” and start calling it, “LiVeli Passamante 2010 Salice Salentino Negroamaro weather”.
It’s not descriptive enough.
Oh well, “sweater weather” it shall remain. Time to put on a sweater and curl up on the couch with my new best friend LVP2010SSN and yell at my dogs over a romantic comedy.
(I have no reason to put on a sweater, it was like 80 degrees today and I have drank a lot of wine, but hey, TIS THE SEASON!)
Tasting Notes: Fruity and intense on the bouquet, a delightful little preview of what is to come. Sipping this wine is the equivalent of biting into a perfectly ripe cherry, if cherries were the size of plums. It is too full to be downsized to just a cherry. Gotta be honest and say, I’m a little drunk off this shit right now, which is only a testament to how good it is. I’ve really had absolutely no trouble drinking it all. It’s so smooth! With just a little acidity! IT’S A DREAM!
Ross Test: It’s a little acidic but still really good. I’d chug on this for sure. Any day. Give me a bottle. OH WAIT I HAVE ONE, JUST GONNA DO THAT RIGHT NOW.