Today I am drinking Trader Joe’s Block Shiraz topless. I’m topless because I had a lot of dishes to do & I never wear a shirt while doing the dishes. That’s just stupid. You’re going to fuck up your shirt! Water, oil, random flecks of bolognese. Fuck that. I’m not ruining my clothes over no chores. And neither should you! Take my advice & do it topless. And then just stay topless because you’re at home & that’s what you should do when you’re at home: drink wine topless. I don’t know if I’ve ever publicly professed my love for boxed wines, but I LOVE them. Generally, you get more wine for your buck with a good boxed guy. For example, there are approximately FOUR BOTTLES OF WINE IN THIS BRO! FOUR! AND IT’S ONLY $10! That is a steal when you consider it does not taste like shit. It’s not like, blow your snobby in-laws minds amazing, but for you, my reader, it’s fucking great.Medium bodied & super easy to throw back, this is a great option for a dinner party. You know, you have like, a couple nice bottles to start & then everyone starts getting drunk & just wants to keep drinking but you don’t want to bring out the shit you’ve been saving since you went to Napa last year? Yeah, that’s this wine.Boxed wines are vacuumed sealed & stay fresh for about a month after opening, so this is also perfect if you’re a “Oh, the magazines tell me to have one glass with dinner for my heart!” kind of person. Tasting Notes: Spicy & berry-y, barely any bitterness to the aftertaste, which I’m assuming is due to low tannins, but I could be talking out of my ass. Whatever. It’s smooth. Drink it. Ross Test: I don’t particularly like dealing with the nozzle, but I also LOVE the nozzle because the box is so light & I get to hold it above my head & open that bitch into my mouth like I’m a soccer champion drinking all my free Gatorade out of a big orange cooler.

Today I am drinking Trader Joe’s Block Shiraz topless. I’m topless because I had a lot of dishes to do & I never wear a shirt while doing the dishes. That’s just stupid. You’re going to fuck up your shirt! Water, oil, random flecks of bolognese. Fuck that. I’m not ruining my clothes over no chores. And neither should you! Take my advice & do it topless. And then just stay topless because you’re at home & that’s what you should do when you’re at home: drink wine topless.

I don’t know if I’ve ever publicly professed my love for boxed wines, but I LOVE them. Generally, you get more wine for your buck with a good boxed guy. For example, there are approximately FOUR BOTTLES OF WINE IN THIS BRO! FOUR! AND IT’S ONLY $10! That is a steal when you consider it does not taste like shit. It’s not like, blow your snobby in-laws minds amazing, but for you, my reader, it’s fucking great.

Medium bodied & super easy to throw back, this is a great option for a dinner party. You know, you have like, a couple nice bottles to start & then everyone starts getting drunk & just wants to keep drinking but you don’t want to bring out the shit you’ve been saving since you went to Napa last year? Yeah, that’s this wine.

Boxed wines are vacuumed sealed & stay fresh for about a month after opening, so this is also perfect if you’re a “Oh, the magazines tell me to have one glass with dinner for my heart!” kind of person.

Tasting Notes: Spicy & berry-y, barely any bitterness to the aftertaste, which I’m assuming is due to low tannins, but I could be talking out of my ass. Whatever. It’s smooth. Drink it.

Ross Test: I don’t particularly like dealing with the nozzle, but I also LOVE the nozzle because the box is so light & I get to hold it above my head & open that bitch into my mouth like I’m a soccer champion drinking all my free Gatorade out of a big orange cooler.

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