Orlana Vinho Verde

Oh look at me,
hair blowing in the wind!
Today has been glorious!

SIKE! I’ve been a huge bitch today. No one would know outside of a couple of entirely cap-locked GChats, but I know. I may have acted like a chill person to the bank teller, but I know on the inside I hated everyone in my life, for everything. OK, not everyone. Just everyone who texted me today & everyone who didn’t text me today. Basically.

But that bothers me! I don’t like feeling like that! I’m generally a very happy person, so obviously I need to start my period & get over my grouchies & also lose the five pounds I always mysteriously gain (or not so mysteriously, considering I volunteered to put eighteen jalepeno poppers in my face) right before the flood. Despite knowing I had no real reason to be a bitch today (um, hello, Louie season two is streaming on Netflix), I just couldn’t shake it.

Until I got home!
Because nothing cures a case of The Cunts like a nice glass (or eight chugs) of Orlana Vinho Verde.

Orlana (the artist formally known as Opala) has the most awesome white wine. It’s the best $8 you can spend on white wine, in my personal & not at all professional opinion. It is slightly sparkling, like, almost a “spritzer” if you will, but not like champagne fuzzy. It’s more like a “casual” sort of carbonation. It’s from Portugal & it is available for purchase at Whole Foods.

Anyway, now that I’ve had half the bottle, I feel a lot less like I want to kill everyone & more like I want to get stoned & watch Louie & eat a brick of cheddar a reasonable portion of a healthy dinner.

Tasting Notes: Lovely bouquet of apples, lovely mouth full of DELICIOUSNESS.

Ross Test: ONE OF MY FAVORITES. I basically Ross Tested half of this bottle!