I'm Marissa. I write and drink wine.
I have no qualifications to write about drinking wine,
aside from the fact I do it all the time.
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Charles Shaw 2010 Merlot
Price: $1.99 or free, since someone left it here
Retailer: Trader Joe’s

Things always come full circle, and suddenly I am back where I was four years ago: chugging Charles Shaw pants-less on the couch, unsure of how the hell I’m ever going to become what & who I want to be. 

This may sound like a bad thing, but I sincerely believe the opposite. I think every couple years we all have to “HOLY FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! AHHHH!!!” ourselves to get to the next level.  If you never look at your life & give a good honest “HOLY FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! AHHHH!!!” you can never grow & that’s the truth, albeit a huge pain in the ass because it means ya slackin’ on your pimpin’, gotta turn it up. 

Not that I am doing my pimpin’ any favors by getting drunk pantsless because let me tell you, much to my dismay, getting drunk after work & getting real shit done is only easy when you’re twenty-three. 

I’ve never bought Charles Shaw Merlot but it is a fine piece of shit wine for when you need it. Don’t think too much about it, ya know? You’re drinking a $2 bottle of wine. You’re fine. It’s fine. WE’RE ALL FINE. WE’RE ALL DOING WHAT WE NEED TO DO HERE— TAKING OFF OUR PANTS, DRINKING SHIT WE CAN AFFORD THAT WILL GET US DRUNK AND MAKING OUR DREAMS COME TRUE VIA APPLE PRODUCTS.

Tasting Notes: IT’S FINE.

Ross Test: YOU’RE FINE.

Charles Shaw 2010 Merlot
Price: $1.99 or free, since someone left it here
Retailer: Trader Joe’s

Things always come full circle, and suddenly I am back where I was four years ago: chugging Charles Shaw pants-less on the couch, unsure of how the hell I’m ever going to become what & who I want to be.

This may sound like a bad thing, but I sincerely believe the opposite. I think every couple years we all have to “HOLY FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! AHHHH!!!” ourselves to get to the next level. If you never look at your life & give a good honest “HOLY FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! AHHHH!!!” you can never grow & that’s the truth, albeit a huge pain in the ass because it means ya slackin’ on your pimpin’, gotta turn it up.

Not that I am doing my pimpin’ any favors by getting drunk pantsless because let me tell you, much to my dismay, getting drunk after work & getting real shit done is only easy when you’re twenty-three.

I’ve never bought Charles Shaw Merlot but it is a fine piece of shit wine for when you need it. Don’t think too much about it, ya know? You’re drinking a $2 bottle of wine. You’re fine. It’s fine. WE’RE ALL FINE. WE’RE ALL DOING WHAT WE NEED TO DO HERE— TAKING OFF OUR PANTS, DRINKING SHIT WE CAN AFFORD THAT WILL GET US DRUNK AND MAKING OUR DREAMS COME TRUE VIA APPLE PRODUCTS.

Tasting Notes: IT’S FINE.

Ross Test: YOU’RE FINE.