Charles Shaw 2010 Merlot From Yesterday Left Uncorked All Night

So, I’m back on the couch after rendering myself completely useless because last night I drank half a bottle, had two glasses at dinner where I only ate like four bites, another glass at a bar & then had two vodka lemonades while laying under the stars in my best friend’s backyard, listening to my really cool mixes & fighting for my right to hang out topless (which everyone is like totally for & totally against, which is obnoxious).

In an attempt to get myself together to hopefully get some work done & then go back to drinking vodka/trying to be topless later, I am hair of the dogging this Charles Shaw 2010 Merlot From Yesterday Left Uncorked All Night.

The first four sips were awful & left me feeling like I have a handful of serious problems, mostly revolving around alcoholism & idiocy. It tasted really fucking bitter, much like my attitude.

But now, about half way through my glass, the Shaw has had some time to breathe & it’s really not that bad. It’s definitely not good, but it’s still drinkable.

Or I’m just drunk again.

Which is fine too, as long as I’m not hungover.

And since I’m feeling not so hungover,
I guess we can say this is a mission accomplished!

I’m not Ross Testing it though or I will barf.