I bet you’ve been very concerned about my whereabouts but don’t worry, I haven’t morphed into one of those bums underneath the bridge with a bagged 40 yet. I’ve actually been on a juice cleanse. Today is the last day of my three day juice cleanse, which really hasn’t been a big deal for me since my normal diet is mostly vegetables anyway. In fact, I drink this juice I’m drinking right now every day because it’s delicious & very pretty. It’s a Watermelon Lemon Cayenne Juice. And here is how you make it: 1. Put a small watermelon in a juicer 2. Put two lemons in a juicer 3. Put watermelon & lemon juice in a cup 4. Add as much cayenne as you can handle 5. Drink it. Cleanses are great because they rid your body of toxins, BUT THEY ALSO RID YOUR LIFE OF FUN AND THAT PART SUCKS. This is the longest I’ve gone without at least a glass of wine in as long as I can remember. Probably since I went to China with my sober mom & underaged sister in 2008 if we’re going to be honest. That makes me sound like an alcoholic, but I’m actually just a robot that is fueled on one to seven glasses of wine a day. Sorry I’m just out here trying to function. Anyway, despite being cool with juice, I’m very excited to get back to drinking at my leisure. Any wine suggestions for my next review? Holler at ur girl.

I bet you’ve been very concerned about my whereabouts but don’t worry, I haven’t morphed into one of those bums underneath the bridge with a bagged 40 yet. I’ve actually been on a juice cleanse.

Today is the last day of my three day juice cleanse, which really hasn’t been a big deal for me since my normal diet is mostly vegetables anyway. In fact, I drink this juice I’m drinking right now every day because it’s delicious & very pretty. It’s a Watermelon Lemon Cayenne Juice.

And here is how you make it:
1. Put a small watermelon in a juicer
2. Put two lemons in a juicer
3. Put watermelon & lemon juice in a cup
4. Add as much cayenne as you can handle
5. Drink it.

Cleanses are great because they rid your body of toxins, BUT THEY ALSO RID YOUR LIFE OF FUN AND THAT PART SUCKS. This is the longest I’ve gone without at least a glass of wine in as long as I can remember. Probably since I went to China with my sober mom & underaged sister in 2008 if we’re going to be honest. That makes me sound like an alcoholic, but I’m actually just a robot that is fueled on one to seven glasses of wine a day. Sorry I’m just out here trying to function.

Anyway, despite being cool with juice, I’m very excited to get back to drinking at my leisure. Any wine suggestions for my next review? Holler at ur girl.

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  1. jennybradley reblogged this from wineallthetime and added:
    Everyone can handle a juice cleanse! EVERYONE BUT ME.
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